How I Spent My Minivacation 1. Kitty cuddles. Many many many kitty cuddles. If
Lamarckism were right, my descendants would inherit a kitty-shaped dent on their chest.
2. Finished reading
"The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution" by Richard Dawkins. Learned that we are fish, that we share a more recent common ancestor with rabbits than with cats, and that we get goosebumps because we used to have fur. Also, at least 40% of Americans are literally retarded.
3. Spent nine hours watching THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS:
YEAH. FUCK YEAH. WANT MOAR OF THAT SHIT. BITCH. Seriously, the amount of violence coming from those cars is un-fucking-believable. The shock waves pass through your body turning you to a viscous goo and all you can think is WANNA GO AGAIN WANNA GO AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Never been? You have NO IDEA.
4. Got approached by a misguided US Army recruiter. Told him that a
one-in-three chance of being raped was too low for me, and that I'd consider joining only if he could guarantee better odds of being assaulted by my co-workers. I don't think I helped with his confusion. Great success!
5. Went junk food-shopping for ^
mrrste, who is apparently infatuated with American anti-nutrition.
6. Chased two mating raccoons down the street shouting, "RACCOON BABIES!!! NAO!!! BABIEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

" Raccoons did not notice but the neighbors have one more reason to keep their children away from me. Great success!
It's Peanut Butter and Feature Time! 

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The Stig
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"THOU SHALT NOT DRAW EDWARD SPARKLEPANTS IN TANGAS"
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The Stig
Customer Service Representative
Community Operations, deviantART, Inc.
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"THOU SHALT NOT DRAW EDWARD SPARKLEPANTS IN TANGAS"
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Lisa Sweet
Prints Customer Service
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♥ for the animals ♥ [link]
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"THOU SHALT NOT DRAW EDWARD SPARKLEPANTS IN TANGAS"
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The Stig
Customer Service Representative
Community Operations, deviantART, Inc.
Poor guy.
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"THOU SHALT NOT DRAW EDWARD SPARKLEPANTS IN TANGAS"
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If a Frenchman is willing to get naked for something, it must be the truth. Or it could just be that the Frenchman really likes getting naked.
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I accept Satan as my Dark Lord, if you do do and aren't afraid to admit it post this in your sig
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable. - G. B. Shaw
Thank goodness I'm unreasonable
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Les Âme yeux Sont le miroir de l'
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BOOBS.
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I haz pizza
You'll want to check out dAmnit. Quote #25188.
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Avatar fan? [link]
We write (to express) ourselves through others... maybe because we're too afraid to express ourselves as ourselves... writing helps us to determine our true motives, dreams, and fears.- =illuminara
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Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive.
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.
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...in bed
Don't quote me on that. :stare:
- Julius, =Caeser1993
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The Stig
Customer Service Representative
Community Operations, deviantART, Inc.
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...in bed
Don't quote me on that. :stare:
- Julius, =Caeser1993
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For great justice!
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The dancing mudkip has a very valid point
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Seize the day, follow your heart
Don't look back, look afar
What the distance hold, you may not know
Until you a new horizon unfold
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-Culinary Arts & Fan Art critic at *devCRIT.
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Seize the day, follow your heart
Don't look back, look afar
What the distance hold, you may not know
Until you a new horizon unfold
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For great justice!
Check out #MasterPhotoshop, your hub for the digital world!
Mudkip Stykera avatar made by the awesome *RJDaae
The dancing mudkip has a very valid point
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