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Journal Entry: Thu Jun 18, 2009, 9:54 AM

.:My Journal:.

I was challenged by $spinegrinder to use this journal skin for one month! Naturally, I could not resist. It is even more beautiful than I imagined, and is particularly appropriate as a tribute to $damphyr, who turns 19 today! Happy birthday girlfriend!

A story, then, to justify the journal. Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

So yesterday I'm in the kitchen getting a bagel and Englebert is there talking about the ingredients of chips, and he mutters something about corn, and Ronaldo the Magnificent turns to me and goes, "Did he say corn or porn?" And I go, "I hope he said corn, I don't want porn in my chips." And Ronaldo the Magnificent goes, "I don't know, I think I'd like that." And I go, "Well I don't like my chips moist, so no."

And then we have a big discussion about the byproducts of porn and snack foods.

The End.

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for making the skin,

for doing the draws

For editing and updating XD
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`Vlei Jun 18, 2009, 9:55:54 AM

Dear God.

*scrattletrap Jun 18, 2009, 9:57:10 AM

That was a lovely story

I was just discussing how chips wouldn't taste nice dipped in milk.

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`Beccalicious Jun 18, 2009, 9:57:29 AM

The things the staff get up to when their CEO is out of the office...

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$Stykera Jun 18, 2009, 9:57:53 AM

Yeah they'd get all soggy and then they wouldn't be chips anymore. They'd be... corn mush.

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$Stykera Jun 18, 2009, 9:58:02 AM

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

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$spinegrinder Jun 18, 2009, 9:58:06 AM

Ollie
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$Stykera Jun 18, 2009, 9:58:33 AM

HEY MAN HE'S NOT THE BOSS OF ME---

Oh wait.

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*Lyesmith Jun 18, 2009, 9:58:33 AM

It is a great loss that there's no icon for "projectile vomit", no matter how hard I searched.

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$Stykera Jun 18, 2009, 9:59:23 AM

When we get the emoticon dictionary up we can make one!

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*Lyesmith Jun 18, 2009, 10:01:16 AM

Good news, by the way! You still have a chance with the artist behind the masterful journal background: according to his journal [link] , he's " not gay ok got that".

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