HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
Friends, I am being victimized. A no-good lout called `ctJemm has STOLEN MY AVATAR which I stole from Chumbawamba, but shut up and therefore MY ESSENCE. Not only that but she is ENCOURAGING OTHER PEOPLE TO STEAL MY stolen UNIQUENESS TOO!!!
I have COPYRIGHTED my essence and according to United States law this `ctJemm person is guilty of ESSENCE THEFT.
THEEF.
THEEF.
THEEF OF MY SOUL.
I demand that `ctJemm RETURN MY SOUL in the form of my avatar which I stole or face a WRATHFUL GLARE.
Feel my glare, `ctJemm. Feeeeeeeeeel eeeeeeeeeeet.
EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THESE THEEFS OF MAI SOUL. I AM ANGRY AND SCARED, FEEL MY FEARFUL RAGE!!!
FUCK YOU GUYS!!! 
Wow this is one fucking ugly journal. Let's pretty it up, shall we?
That's better.
High
Die in a fire. 
Devious Comments
Now watch someone steal my crappy MS Paint creation.
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Wizard of Insane Shit
Customer Service Representative
Community Operations, deviantART, Inc.
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Wizard of Insane Shit
Customer Service Representative
Community Operations, deviantART, Inc.
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...But with moar nachos.
I have dial up. Stop linking me to youtube.
People who have offered to carry my tits: 27
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OlliePrints Quality Control Supervisor
deviantART, Inc.
Prints, T-Shirts & Gear | Prints Help
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Wizard of Insane Shit
Customer Service Representative
Community Operations, deviantART, Inc.
*reads the description* Ohhhhh apologizing...riiiight...
You could bombard her wall with links to your features!
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#interns | #LITplease | #Writers-Workshop
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